Friday, January 17, 2014

I'm usually busy breaking stuff

Conversation between Chris and me the other night when he called to tell me he was on the way home.

Chris: Hi, I'm leaving.

Me: Ok. See you in a bit. I'm sort of busy.

Chris: Doing what?

Me: Breaking stuff.

Chris: How often does that go on?

Me: A lot.

Chris: Where's all the broken stuff?

Me: I'm really good at fixing it.

Chris: Fixing it?

Me: Or. . . disguising it.

Chris: What do you. . . ah. . . never mind. I probably shouldn't know.

It's taken nine years for him to come to that wisdom.

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