Part of a conversation Tucker and I found widely entertaining as we ran our errands today.
T: She's into anime, so a lot of times, she acts like an anime character.
Me: Like you. Always walking around playing the flute.
T: What? How is that like anime?
Me: That's so like anime. There's probably an anime character that always plays the flute. Or a comic character. He has secret flute powers.
T: Flute Man?
Me: Super Fluter.
T: The Fantastic Flute.
Me: The Flutastic Four.
T: The Amazing Flute.
Me: The Incredible Flute.
T: Wonder Fluter.
Me: Fluterine. Flutes come out of his fingertips.
T: His bones are made of flute.
Me: When he runs, it's like an entire symphony.
T: Fluneto can control him.
Me: Fluteman and the Masters of the Symphony.
T: Fluter Parker.
Me: No, Peter Fluter. As in, Peter Fluter picked a peck of pickled flutes, but he couldn't play them.
T: Because they were pickled! Commander Flutey and the SHEILD Flutercrafter. Imagine the eye patch!
Me: Does he wear a flute over his eye?
T: Yessssss! Also, Agent Fluteson.
Me: Killed by a Flutesgardian.
T: Darth Fluter.
Me: Lex Flutor.
T: Fluter the Hut.
Me: Darth Flutious
T: Anikan Flutewalker
Me: Flute Solo.
T: Flute SOLO.
Me: We should maybe end it there.
(But we didn't.)
UPDATE: Tucker notes that I forgot to include Doc Flutipus and the Flutiller.